The 12 Days of Homeschooling

On the first day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
“Can you homeschool legally?”

On the second day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
“Are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?”

On the third day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
“Do you give them tests, are they socialized,
can you homeschool legally?”

On the fourth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
“What about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized,
can you homeschool legally?”

On the fifth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
“YOU ARE SO STRANGE! What about P.E., do you give them tests,
are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?”

On the sixth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
“How long will you homeschool, YOU ARE S0 STRANGE,
what about P.E. , do you give them tests, are they socialized,
can you homeschool legally?”

On the seventh day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
“Look at what they’re missing, how long will you homeschool,
YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E., do you give them
tests, are they socialized, do you homeschool legally?”

On the eighth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
“Why do you do this, look at what they’re missing, how long
will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, what about
P.E. do you give them tests, are they socialized,
do you homeschool legally?”

On the ninth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
“They’ll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what
they’re missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!,
what about P.E. do you give them tests, are they socialized,
do you homeschool legally?”

On the tenth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
“What about graduation, they’ll miss the prom, why do you
do this, look at what they’re missing, how long will you homeschool,
YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E., do you give them tests,
are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?”

On the eleventh day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
“I could never do that, what about graduation, they’ll miss the
prom, why do you do this, look at what they’re missing, how
long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, what
about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized,
can you homeschool legally?”

On the twelfth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
“Can they go to college, I could never do that, what about graduation,
they’ll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what they’re missing,
how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, What about P.E.,
do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?”

On the thirteenth day of homeschool I thoughtfully replied:
“They Can go to college, yes you can do this, they can have
graduation, we don’t like the prom, we do it cuz its best,
they are missing nothing, we’ll homeschool forever, WE ARE NOT STRANGE!,
We give them P.E., and we give them tests, they are socialized,
AND WE HOMESCHOOL LEGALLY!

On the fourteenth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
“How can I get started, why didn’t you tell me, where do I buy
curriculum, when is the next conference, WILL PEOPLE THINK WE’RE STRANGE?
I think we can do this, if you will help us, can we join P.E.
and we’ll homeschool legally.”

How will I be judged for this?

You Are 64% Open Minded

You are a very open minded person, but you’re also well grounded. Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints. But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line. You’re open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?

(HT: Jeff Myers — I’m more open minded than he is!)

Geometry and the Seven Deadly Sins as seen at more than 95 theses…

(HT:   The Heidelblog)

Maybe you should avoid them while using your cellphone!

And it was unconstitutional!  What business has Uncle Sam using taxpayer money to fund space exploration?  Read more on the space race, take a look at this “interesting” article.

Sometimes I get a little excited about Ron Paul and what I expect he will do for America.  But I am careful never to confuse that with the work that only Jesus Christ can do for America.    For, to confuse that would be to equate Dr. Paul with the Messiah, making the State the Messiah, Savior of the World, and we know this to be an absolute fallacy–yes, absolute truth exists.

To remind us of what the State as Messiah would look like, a hymn of tribute:

Caesar loves me! This I know,
For his welfare tells me so.
Little ones to Him belong;
They are weak, but the state is strong.

Refrain

Yes, Caesar loves me!
Yes, Caesar loves me!
Yes, Caesar loves me!
His Welfare tells me so.

Caesar loves me! This I know,
As He started schools long ago,
Taking children on His knee,
Saying, “Let them be given to Me.”

Refrain

Caesar loves me still today,
Watching over me on my way,
Wanting as a friend to give
My property and money to all who live.

Refrain

(HT:  ReformedCovenanter)

(HT:  reglerjoe)